Club Sub: July 2007

Clout has led the prototypical North Prov life:no ostensible job other than coaching for the town, yet he leads what appears to be a very comfortable existence and drives a car with Florida license plates. After a brief (age 6 to 40) dalliance with the baseball card industry, clout returned to the family’s (air quotes) failing sanitation business. Clout duties include finding future “sites” (note, the clout mobile was recently allegedly spotted searching for sites in south providence, the old Marios in Johnston, Cracker Barrel in warwick and the new Stuffies. 5 questions for Clout:

Clout as the only red headed family in the history of North Providence, what was it like growing up? We took solace from the fact that we were trailblazers, unfortunately, to date no one has followed that trail into the town. It’s important to note that the Cloutiers have a history of trailblazing. We were the first to buy and drink New Coke in 1983 and invested heavily in hard inventory. Today we still have a supply of 2100 man years available. Would you like a 2 liter for the ride home? “No Thanks” How about a Coke sandwich. “A what? Never mind, moving on
Cout what did you learn from all those years selling baseball cards at the K of C Veterans Halls? First of all those things are a babefest, Bunch of soccer moms with their kids. Boo Ya! I also learned the art of slight of hand substitution. Those kids never new what hit them until they got home. Ever wonder why I never appeared at the same hall twice?
Wow, Clout we’re learning more than we could ever imagine, and that’s really saying something. Next Question was emailed in from one How.di.doo.dee@richie.cunningham.com It says: Clout respond to the allegations that you are not a natural redhead, and that indeed cuffs and collar don’t match. “My friends are always busting me, good one guys”
Clout we could do this for hours but I’m sure you have to get to work. Speaking of which, could you remind us what is it again you’ve done for the last quarter century? Basically I live the good life man, I play baseball every weekend on an over 35.7 team, I coach youth teams, I referee, I can be found in my free time training zoo animals to cry on command (good for fundraisers). I also stand to inherit the cloutier fortune of over $10M dollars.
What the F? where did the cloutier fortune come from? Sorry gotta go, c ya and I wouldn’t want to be ya. Working class Sucker!