The Countdown is On!!!!!!

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Club Sub NBA Tourney

Member Team Record

Hitman-
Boston 16-10
Toronto 1-4
Dallas 1-4
TOTAL WINS= 18-18

DaPrez-
Lakers 14-7
Orlando 5-5
Washington 2-4
TOTAL WINS= 21-16

Yung Flanigan-
Detroit 10-7
Cleveland 7-6
Houston 2-4
TOTAL WINS = 19-17

That Guy-
NO 7-6
Utah 6-6
Philly 2-4
TOTAL WINS = 15-16

Scheemer-
San Antonio 9-8
Phoenix 1-4
Denver 0-4
TOTAL WINS = 10-16

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Club Sub notes the top 10 Principles of Chili's restaurants

Top 10:

1. We will deliver bad food, slowly
2. Smells bad tastes worse, its the fajita!
3. The customer always comes first, unless we're involved in a really good conversation.
4. The male staff members would like to stab u with their member.
5. The tv's will be perfectly viewable from precisely one seat.
6. Speak softly, because staff will be eavesdropping
7. The ratio of employees to customers is surprisingly high given how poor our service is.
8. The manager is always a middle aged underachiever, with a headset on. It is unplugged.
9. There aren't many rules at Chili's, but entering thru the takeout door is
strictly prohibited.
10. All of this outweighed by free chips and salsa, which make us come back.