Sunday, January 21, 2007
Club Sub Fantasy Football Poker Tourney
Congrats to The Hitman (Club Sub Convicts), for his 2nd Club Sub Fantasy Football Poker Tourney Title. The Hitman beat Tilt heads up for his 2nd consecutive title.
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
New Club Sub Mascot Announced!!!!!
In a related story, club sub has announced its new mascot is a Chimp in a cleaning lady outfit. She is available on a rental list, House cleaning only!
Escaped Chimp Gets Snack, Cleans Bathroom
Providence, RI. -- An escaped chimpanzee at the Roger Williams Zoo raided a kitchen cupboard and did a little cleaning with a toilet brush before sedatives knocked her out on top of a refrigerator.
The 120-pound primate, Judy, escaped Tuesday into a service area when a zookeeper opened a door to her sleeping quarters, unaware the animal was still inside.
As keepers tried to woo Judy back into her cage, she rummaged through a refrigerator where chimp snacks are stored. She opened kitchen cupboards, pulled out juice and soft drinks and took a swig from bottles she managed to open.
Keeper Ann Rademacher said Judy went into the bathroom, picked up a toilet brush and cleaned the toilet. Rademacher said the 37-year-old Judy was a house pet before the zoo acquired her in 1988, so she may have been familiar with housekeeping chores. Judy wrung out a sponge and scrubbed down the fridge.
It took a couple of tries, but the zoo sedated the chimp, who fell asleep on top of the refrigerator with half a loaf of cinnamon-raisin bread she had pulled out of the freezer.
The zoo veterinarian gave Judy a drug to bring her around. Rademacher said Judy was groggy but fine after the episode. The zoo said there was no danger Judy would get out of the primate keepers service area and onto zoo grounds.
Escaped Chimp Gets Snack, Cleans Bathroom
Providence, RI. -- An escaped chimpanzee at the Roger Williams Zoo raided a kitchen cupboard and did a little cleaning with a toilet brush before sedatives knocked her out on top of a refrigerator.
The 120-pound primate, Judy, escaped Tuesday into a service area when a zookeeper opened a door to her sleeping quarters, unaware the animal was still inside.
As keepers tried to woo Judy back into her cage, she rummaged through a refrigerator where chimp snacks are stored. She opened kitchen cupboards, pulled out juice and soft drinks and took a swig from bottles she managed to open.
Keeper Ann Rademacher said Judy went into the bathroom, picked up a toilet brush and cleaned the toilet. Rademacher said the 37-year-old Judy was a house pet before the zoo acquired her in 1988, so she may have been familiar with housekeeping chores. Judy wrung out a sponge and scrubbed down the fridge.
It took a couple of tries, but the zoo sedated the chimp, who fell asleep on top of the refrigerator with half a loaf of cinnamon-raisin bread she had pulled out of the freezer.
The zoo veterinarian gave Judy a drug to bring her around. Rademacher said Judy was groggy but fine after the episode. The zoo said there was no danger Judy would get out of the primate keepers service area and onto zoo grounds.
Wednesday, January 10, 2007
Mud's Profile of the Month
Fic, our Secretary of Defense, is an avid inventor. He claims to be the man behind Velcro, the automobile, and those zip-tie thingys you use to bind up wiring....In his spare time, he attends cockfights, and practices "body-painting" where he covers his naked body in paint and leaps up against a six-foot wall of canvas...his last work sold for $8.25, and was called "I Just Don't Give a Fic".
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