December 2006 Member DaPrez:
DaPrez recently made the Guinness Book of World Records for longest ear hair on a balding man, at 17.56 inches… However, it was discovered by DaFirstLady and plucked unceremoniously.... He is an avid collector of auto batteries, and boasts over 67 in his collection. He stores them next to the illegal tire dump he has in his backyard. Was forcibly removed from the 2004 Republican National Convention after making obscene gestures at Barbara Bush and was overheard saying "I'll tear you up, sweet Mama!".... His back hair was subpoenaed and searched by rescuers attempting to locate those missing hikers in Oregon. Loves Leopard robes and pirate clothes/accessories.
3 questions for DaPrez:
CS: Question number 1. What is your greatest fear in life?
DP: Cooties. I'm afraid of cooties. Oh, and clowns, too.
CS: Question Number 2. Who has made the greatest impact in your life?
DP: Without a doubt- Louis Farrakhan. He has given me purpose and meaning. I held a Hundred-Man March last year at my house. We only got about 12 guys, so instead of marching we played Yahtzee. Good times!
CS: Question Number 3. Is there anyone you'd like to give a "shout out" to?
DP: Yes there is!
CS: Question Number 3a...Um, well- who is it?
DP: You didn't ask that initially. Go to Hell.
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