Club Sub 20th Anniversary Party

Saturday August 29th at the VP's mansion. This will be epic!!!

Club Sub 20th, festivity schedule

These festivities may be followed in their entirety, not at all or somewhere in between. As always with Club Sub, there are no rules, except to drink.

Time:

4:00-6:00 Arrivals, Bocce on the South lawn, cheese and crackers. Mud is funny, police are called for first time, and Ward stories have just started. At 4:05 the First Lady calls her husband a “fking ahole” for the first of hundreds of times this night.

6-630 1980’s liquor raffle: bring one /bottle/can from the youthful days of drinking. They will be raffled off, as you "win" the raffle, u have the option of actually taking a drink of whatever it is. Conca “volunteers” to finish everyone’s drink for them. Mrs Conca is not amused, though she is smoking, in the house. VP has not yet noticed.

700: Father Mark blesses us all and saves us from hell. The Schemer provides a Nazi blessing.

705: Dinner

735 The Hitman and wife arrives. Now its a party. Mud’s last few jokes have bombed.

800: Results of the Gallup Poll of the Greatest Club Sub Moment of All time

800-900 Post Dinner Cigar. Tilt takes over for story time from the Wards. Mud is funny again.

900: “State of the Sub” speech from DaPrez. Watch as DaPrez uses his Obama like quality of relying on the telemprompter while never making eye contact with those he ridicules.


> 915-10:00 Enter Mr Frank Sinatra…. On the IPOD, and space cleared for those inclined to dance. That Guy takes over the dance floor and an impromptu “so you think you can dance” competition breaks out.

> 1000 After all that exercise, desert is served. Mud has turned into Carrot Top. Matt has spit a mountain of sunflower seeds in the back yard which is so high the town wants to tax it. The Beerman, to relive the old days, begins to bet money that he’ll eat anything off the deck in the yard. Matt bets him he can’t eat the mountain of used sunflower seeds. Everyone turns away.

> 1100 Late night Scotch in the Sinatra room, or on deck with cigar. If anyone brings scotch. VP now realizes that Mrs Conca was smoking in the house, but no longer cares as he is now doing so as well, with a cigar.

> 1200 20 minute poker tournament downstairs. All invited: Rules as follows: blinds double every hand. This will be quick and epic. Big Sloppy bluffs every hand and wins. Mud is Seinfeld. Conca has fallen asleep, though we’re not sure where he is.

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> 1230 Massive game of drunk Seinfeld scene it, all involved. Or any other games. Games get increasingly better the drunker everyone is. Mud’s nuts make their first appearance. Not funny.


1000 am. Massive headache. Mud is funny.